I have an interview tomorrow for that data entry job I applied to, like, two weeks ago! 

Oh my God, I’m so drunk and we;’re all so drunk and I think Raina is the drunkest of us all.  I’m lik eokay but she like fucking far gone right now I think.

Shit, Iv’e got the hiccups so bad.  Someone scar me.  Tel;l me I’m gonna die or something.  That’ll scare the hiccups out of me.  

“Layne, you have six months to live.” “Oh, fuck!” [hiccups are cured]

あなたがfucking bullshit
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my fursona is that statue of a dragon playing saxophone

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layne is currently describing game of thrones as “the anime versus the manga”

For anyone who cares hello new followers hiiiii, I’m not dead, I’ve just been cleaning all day and then my laptop cord started sparking and the only cord I can use is in the backseat of my car and I was too lazy to go outside in the heat and get it. 

And a few minutes ago I finally caved and decided to check my mail on here but my laptop has a battery of about an hour so this will be a very short-lived visit.

I WILL RETURN TOMORROW and if I don’t, avenge my death.

Oh, gross, is it Father’s Day tomorrow?